Lazyboy Lyrics
Lazyboy Lyrics
"Underwear Goes Inside The Pants Lyrics"
On Tha Curb Lyrics
Im standing on the curb, Puffin on the herb, Tryin get what a mother fucker deserve, Im trying stay high, True to the trilla, Tryin get richer cuz it all about them illaz, Im standing on the curb, Puffin on the herb, Tryin get what a mother fucker deserve, Im trying stay high, True to the trilla, Tryin get richer cuz it all about them illaz, Well that’s the way I put it down, R & D we faced the clown, Purple essence all around, See me and my folks we blaze the pounds, Aint no brown, it’s all green, Playas know what the hell I mean, A whole new scheme, a whole new dream,
Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal?
It’s a natural plant that grows in the dirt.
Do you know what’s not natural?
80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That’s not natural.
But we got pills for that.
We’re dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,
but we’re putting people in jail for smoking something that grows in the dirt.
You know we have more prescription drugs now.
Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.
I can’t watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases.
Like: “Do you ever wake up tired in the mornings?”
Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have this.
Half the time I don’t even know what the commercial is…
people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.
I’m like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that?
That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.
The schools now… It is all about self-esteem in the schools .
Build the kids’ self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves.
If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who's gonna to dance in our strip clubs?
What’s going to happen to our porno industry?
These women don’t just grown on trees.
It takes l
And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new high speed connection?
(baby sing sing sing, sing your song, sing for me, come on now sing, sing sing sing, sing your song, sing for me (sing sing sing song))
Masterminds another word that comes up all the time.
You keep hearing about thesea thesa terrorists masterminds that get killed in the middle east.
Terrorists masterminds.
Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don’t you think?
They’re not masterminds.
“OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in backpack. then you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright?”
“Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can’t I just…”
“Who’s the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?”
Americans, let’s face it: We’ve been a spoiled country for a long time.
Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity. Obesity! They say we’re in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio. Like we’ll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
“How’d you get through it grandpa?”
“Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there
Im standing on the curb, Puffin on the herb, Tryin get what a mother fucker deserve, Im trying stay high, True to the trilla, Tryin get richer cuz it all about them illaz, Im standing on the curb, Puffin on the herb, Tryin get what a mother fucker deserve, Im trying stay high, True to the trilla, Tryin get richer cuz it all about them illaz, Well that’s the way I put it down, R & D we faced the clown, Purple essence all around, See me and my folks we blaze the pounds, Aint no brown, it’s all green, Playas know what the hell I mean, A whole new scheme, a whole new dream,
Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal?
It’s a natural plant that grows in the dirt.
Do you know what’s not natural?
80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That’s not natural.
But we got pills for that.
We’re dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,
but we’re putting people in jail for smoking something that grows in the dirt.
You know we have more prescription drugs now.
Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.
I can’t watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases.
Like: “Do you ever wake up tired in the mornings?”
Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have this.
Half the time I don’t even know what the commercial is…
people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.
I’m like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that?
That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.
The schools now… It is all about self-esteem in the schools .
Build the kids’ self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves.
If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who's gonna to dance in our strip clubs?
What’s going to happen to our porno industry?
These women don’t just grown on trees.
It takes l
Last Day Of June Lyrics
The firelight plays on me The choir ignites behind me The rising voice of discontent All the guardian angels You can bang the drum Look what we've become I hope there might be one of us Who calls the tune Last day of June The so called third dimension Hardly deserves a mention The first and second stages Have been confused for ages Knowledge has been lost How much does it cost I hope there might be one of us Who calls the tune Last day of June Who breaks the news Last day of June The city draws it's breath in I can almost hear it thinking There are people within my
ots of drunk daddys missing a lot of dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks.The firelight plays on me The choir ignites behind me The rising voice of discontent All the guardian angels You can bang the drum Look what we've become I hope there might be one of us Who calls the tune Last day of June The so called third dimension Hardly deserves a mention The first and second stages Have been confused for ages Knowledge has been lost How much does it cost I hope there might be one of us Who calls the tune Last day of June Who breaks the news Last day of June The city draws it's breath in I can almost hear it thinking There are people within my
And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new high speed connection?
(baby sing sing sing, sing your song, sing for me, come on now sing, sing sing sing, sing your song, sing for me (sing sing sing song))
Masterminds another word that comes up all the time.
You keep hearing about thesea thesa terrorists masterminds that get killed in the middle east.
Terrorists masterminds.
Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don’t you think?
They’re not masterminds.
“OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in backpack. then you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright?”
“Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can’t I just…”
“Who’s the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?”
Americans, let’s face it: We’ve been a spoiled country for a long time.
Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity. Obesity! They say we’re in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio. Like we’ll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
“How’d you get through it grandpa?”
“Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there
Fall In Line Lyrics
If you're sitting down on your feet Let's wake up those who are asleep March on, left to right to left again Our feet in sync to this rhythym Conducted by the hand of the saving One Report, fall in line, big mission with little time Salute, stand tall, with one voice answers the call [Chorus:] Hear us say Jesus Where are we while the world caves in? Are we showing love or hate, are we enemy or friend what was black and white has now turned grey Let's right this wrong with love today. Stand our ground but with a helping hand [Chorus] So sing it out now, with one voice loud and clearwas cheesecake and pork chops everywhere.”
Nobody knows why were getting fatter. Look at our lifestyles.
I’ll sit at a drive thru.
I’ll sit there for ill sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.
Everything is mega meals super sized want biggie fries with that want jumbo frie wanta go large want a biggie fry You wantto have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fucker. There’s room in the bag. Take it!
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It’s only three more cents.
baby sing sing sing sing your song sing for me (come on now sing) baby sing sing sing sing your song sing for me (sing sing sing song)
Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life.
Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there’d be a Microsoft?
Of course not.
You got to spend a lotta time stuffed in your own locker with your underwear wedged up your ass before you start thinking
“ I’m going to take over the world of computers! youll see I’ll show them.”
We’re in one of the richest countries in the world,
an and the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago.
There are homeless people everywhere.<
I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.
And then I thought, that’s what I’m going to use it on.
Why am I judging this poor bastard.
People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they’re just going to waste it hes gonna waste the money.
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit?
Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He’s homeless.
I walked behind this guy the other day.
A homeless guy asked him for money.
He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don’t you go get a job you bum.
People always say that to homeless guys like it's always that easy.
This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.
Outside his pants. I’m guessing his resume isn’t all up to date.
I’m predicting some problems during the interview process.
I’m pretty sure even McDonalds has a “underwear goes inside the pants” policy.
Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I’m sure it is on the books.
sing, sing, sing, sing your song, sing for me, (come on now sing) baby sing, sing, sing, sing your song, sing for me ( sing, sing, sing song)
If you're sitting down on your feet Let's wake up those who are asleep March on, left to right to left again Our feet in sync to this rhythym Conducted by the hand of the saving One Report, fall in line, big mission with little time Salute, stand tall, with one voice answers the call [Chorus:] Hear us say Jesus Where are we while the world caves in? Are we showing love or hate, are we enemy or friend what was black and white has now turned grey Let's right this wrong with love today. Stand our ground but with a helping hand [Chorus] So sing it out now, with one voice loud and clear
Nobody knows why were getting fatter. Look at our lifestyles.
I’ll sit at a drive thru.
I’ll sit there for ill sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.
Everything is mega meals super sized want biggie fries with that want jumbo frie wanta go large want a biggie fry You wantto have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fucker. There’s room in the bag. Take it!
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It’s only three more cents.
baby sing sing sing sing your song sing for me (come on now sing) baby sing sing sing sing your song sing for me (sing sing sing song)
Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life.
Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there’d be a Microsoft?
Of course not.
You got to spend a lotta time stuffed in your own locker with your underwear wedged up your ass before you start thinking
“ I’m going to take over the world of computers! youll see I’ll show them.”
We’re in one of the richest countries in the world,
an and the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago.
There are homeless people everywhere.<
Starpower Lyrics
[Kim] Spinning dreams with angel wings torn blue jeans + a foolish grin burning down in the night so cool + so right starpower starpower starpower over me she knows how to make love to me she knows how to make love close my eyes and think of you everything turns black to blue starpower starpower starpower over me burning down in the night supercool it's alright she knows how to make love to me she knows how to make love close my mind when i think of you everything turns black to blue starpower starpower starpower over me
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This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.[Kim] Spinning dreams with angel wings torn blue jeans + a foolish grin burning down in the night so cool + so right starpower starpower starpower over me she knows how to make love to me she knows how to make love close my eyes and think of you everything turns black to blue starpower starpower starpower over me burning down in the night supercool it's alright she knows how to make love to me she knows how to make love close my mind when i think of you everything turns black to blue starpower starpower starpower over me
I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.
And then I thought, that’s what I’m going to use it on.
Why am I judging this poor bastard.
People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they’re just going to waste it hes gonna waste the money.
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit?
Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He’s homeless.
I walked behind this guy the other day.
A homeless guy asked him for money.
He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don’t you go get a job you bum.
People always say that to homeless guys like it's always that easy.
This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.
Outside his pants. I’m guessing his resume isn’t all up to date.
I’m predicting some problems during the interview process.
I’m pretty sure even McDonalds has a “underwear goes inside the pants” policy.
Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I’m sure it is on the books.
sing, sing, sing, sing your song, sing for me, (come on now sing) baby sing, sing, sing, sing your song, sing for me ( sing, sing, sing song)